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seriousjones:

when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass

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ikea-graveyard:

Okay this white dude had a black girlfriend and they were walking by me and the dude said, “you know what babe, realtors are so lazy when it comes to financing” and she literally replied with, “why do you have to talk about the most boring shit, Steve”.

Okay but their races are relevant how?

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ruinedchildhood:

How to get engaged by Hilary Duff

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tokomon:

Kill Bill Vol. I // Directed by Quentin Tarantino

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I’m pretty sure the Kardashians kicked Rob outta the family for getting fat #ruthless

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perseaus:

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

  • morning sex
  • afternoon sex
  • dinner sex
  • after meal sex
  • i made pancakes sex
  • good morning sex
  • they kids are at school sex
  • shower sex
  • bored sex
  • make up sex
  • break up sex
  • obama won sex
  • romney lost sex
  • monday sex
  • tuesday sex
  • wednesday sex
  • thursday sex
  • friday sex
  • saturday sex
  • monday sex
  • there is nothing on tv sex
  • i love you sex

what about sunday

sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus 

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telapathetic:

Your party mustn’t be very good if you have to snapchat me all of it

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Photo 31 Jul 205,569 notes drunktrophywife:

Who could honestly say this to their mom without getting knocked into the next dimension

drunktrophywife:

Who could honestly say this to their mom without getting knocked into the next dimension

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[leaves this here and backs away]

world-shaker:

[leaves this here and backs away]

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hologran:

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starllex:

mom: did you get your grades back?

me: no

mom: really? cause your teacher called.

me: 

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starkspangly:

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

OMFG my teacher just showed us this in death and dying class

what the fuck kinda school have death and dying class
what the fuck death and dying classs

In med school you take a death and dying class usually